If you would like to enlist me as your comedy writer, I would need a cashier’s check for $95 per joke, written out to Effortlessly Funny, LLC. These jokes are premium-quality, Paul Provenza-caliber humor, and they are priced to bring the house down in 35–50 seat venues, guaranteed.
If you want jokes to impress 3–5 friends, I can do that for $78 US.
If you need a joke for like an intense, 1-on-1 hostage negotiation, that’d be like $60 US.
- The Dating Apps
- Mother-in-Law Humor
- Spirit Airlines
- The Keto Diet
- My Crazy Greek Family
- My Crazy Italian Family
- My Crazy Polish Family
- My Crazy Jewish Family (so long as they basically act like a crazy Greek family)
- 5–10 jokes: $90/joke
- 11–15 jokes: $89.99/joke (a $0.01 savings!)
- 16-50 jokes: $89.98 8/10 /joke (a frankly ridiculous savings)