Humor Articles

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Daily Shouts (The New Yorker):
Your Handy Guide to the Dewey Decimal System

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency:
The Basic Types of Literary Conflict

HGTV Magazine’s “How Bad Is It?”

My New Phone

Two Fifty One:
Retirement.

Dollar Store Superheroes

Frazzled:
Your Toddler’s Going to Be a Real Heart-Breaker!

As a Vaccinated Parent, I Just Remembered I Couldn’t Go Out in the First Place

What to Say at the Playground to Avoid Awkwardness

Quiz: Enoch Powell’s “Rivers of Blood” Speech, or The Rivers of Blood that Spilled out of My Wife the First Time She Stood Up After Childbirth

Points in Case:
A One-Sided Conversation at a Grill That You Didn’t Start and Can’t Get Out of

New and Improved Musical Instruments for 2019

Metropolis Philadelphia:
Inside the Magic Garden (Non-Fiction)