I wrote these!
Daily Shouts (The New Yorker):
Your Handy Guide to the Dewey Decimal System
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency:
The Basic Types of Literary Conflict
HGTV Magazine’s “How Bad Is It?”
Slackjaw:
I Think We Should Touch the Giant Black Monolith On The Moon
Two Fifty One:
Retirement.
Frazzled:
I’m Sorry to Ask This, but I’m Your Father, and Could You Please Respect Me?
Your Toddler’s Going to Be a Real Heart-Breaker!
As a Vaccinated Parent, I Just Remembered I Couldn’t Go Out in the First Place
What to Say at the Playground to Avoid Awkwardness
Points in Case:
When We Get Married, I Want to Take Your Last Name, Along with Your First Name, Middle Name, Social Security Number, and Dental Impressions
Proposed Rule Changes to the NBA
A One-Sided Conversation at a Grill That You Didn’t Start and Can’t Get Out of
New and Improved Musical Instruments for 2019
The Morning Moot:
The MPAA Should Put Maximum Age Ratings on Movies
Metropolis Philadelphia:
Inside the Magic Garden (Non-Fiction)